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Somebody get Julz' boyfriend a totem. Stat!

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Amy, a blogger at Very Culinary, made a shot-for-shot cooking themed recreation of the Inception trailer. And it's actually pretty good.

I assume she's so late to the Inception parody game because it took her fucking forever to make this. So let's watch it and appreciate her effort. Maybe send it to our grandmas? They like cooking.

Then we'll move on with our lives and never speak of Inception parodies again. (Until the Leo-stuck-in-a-dream sequel comes out.) Then Amy will have to get to work on more cooking satire.

"Cobb Salad"? "Cobbler"? The ideas are all yours, Amy. Get a head-start!

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The day after Halloween seems to be a bad day for Internet news. I want to give you something memorable. I want to find today's big thing but it doesn't exist. Today's big thing is too busy removing its Halloween make-up to do anything worth sharing.

So instead of posting some new awesome meme, I'm posting this. It's the Inception button. And it instantly adds drama and excitement to anything. Even a day like today. Click here.

BRRRAAAAHHHM.

Do you guys watch Community? I don't. We're not allowed to watch any show with Joel McHale in it.

But I hear it's pretty funny.

Anyway, Betty White was on it last night just being Betty White. You know, explaining Inception to some indigenous tribesman in Africa. Doing what Betty Whites do.

There are a few spoilers in here for anyone who hasn't seen Inception yet so be aware of that. Also, really? FOR REAL?

[via NYMag]

I loved 'Inception', I have to admit. I was totally into it. I think it lived up to all the hype. The acting was great, the story was engaging, and the visual effects were superb.

But the whole time I was watching I couldn't stop thinking, Where's the puke?

You guys have taught me well.

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A woman like this exists only in your dreams. But what if your dreams are reality? BRAAAAAAAHM.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Rinko! I had that exact same dream last night!

But it's weird for me because then I had to come into work today and remind myself to not talk about my cup size to my boss.

That didn't really happen, Carly. It was just a dream.

Or was it? Roll credits.

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Nettie Lionheart in response to the Lebron or Tosh Tweets post.

Nettie Lionheart. What the fuck are you babbling about? Is that even your real name? I honestly doubt it.

I feel like you just chose nine words and started typing. You used two for your name. Then another two in repetition. Then the remaining five were used to form a confusing sentence which you capitalized for effect.

Is there a comment within a comment within your comment that we're supposed to decipher?

EXPLAIN hey YOURSELF happy face NETTIE you TELL can't US drink WHAT IT pie ALL MEANS!

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Inception: Playing now in a theater near you.

I've seen one movie this year… MacGruber.

I really liked that film because it had a strong moral: Movies suck and you shouldn't waste your time seeing them.

If I wanted to sit in an uncomfortable seat and essentially stare at a wall for two hours, I would take a slightly larger dose of mushrooms than usual.  And oddly enough, that experience seems as if it wouldn't be that dissimilar from the apparent mind-blowing confusion that is Inception.

All I can take away from this crazy infographic is that in the middle is a giant area labeled "limbo" which I can only assume is where my brain would be if I was forced to sit through this movie for 2 hours and 28 minutes.

But I'm sure you all think Inception was fantastic, so maybe you can explain this graphic to me and convince me to see it?

[via The High Definite]