incest

Incest, fine. But stealing a TV from a public bathroom? Now that's just gross.

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"I've always said that I would be happy to make out with my son, but ONLY if it's in front of all of his friends."

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Solar power: To get incest for your future, utilize the power of the son.

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"From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship," Pearl remembers happily. "For the first time in years I felt sexually alive."

WHAAAAAAAT THE F********************K!?!?!?!?

She's 72, he's 26. She is his biological grandmother. They met for the first time in 2006. After two weeks of knowing each other Pearl called Phil, her grandson, into her bedroom. She kissed him. He kissed her (his grandmother) back.

Now, they (grandmother and grandchild) live together and have hired a surrogate mother to carry their child.

Don't worry, Phil and Pearl make love "three times a week". Pearl just can't conceive a child BECAUSE SHE'S SEVENTY TWO YEARS OLD! And did I mention she is his grandmother?

Read the full story here.

I encourage you to continue going about your day as if you don't live in a world where this news story exists.

Go ahead. Get back to work, people. Nothing to see here. Just a little incestuous cradle-robbing. Carry on. And don't forget to call Grandma when you get off work. She wants to know WHICH LINGERIE YOU PREFER.

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Nothing is sacred anymore. Not even Star Wars. Any kid with an internet connection and access to editing software can turn your favorite movie into a tale of creepy incest. It's great, isn't it? Technology really has advanced us as a culture.

Also, the look on Harrison Ford's face makes a lot more sense now. I thought it was bad acting. But it's just lighthearted comedy.

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