Throwback Thursday
Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.
This dude would KILL IT at Red Light Green Light.
[via Best Viral]
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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.
This dude would KILL IT at Red Light Green Light.
[via Best Viral]
QUESTION: What country has the coolest Pizza Hut?
A. America B. Finland
C. India D. Mexico
ANSWER: C
If you got that right, you get to dance in a train station with a pretty, scar-faced girl.
[via TBT]
To paraphrase Martin Luther King, Jr., "If a man is called to be a silk bagger, he should bag silk even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should bag silk so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here, look at this Indian guy on YouTube."
[via VVV]
Michael Bay is lounging on his leopard skin rug eating wads of cash and trying to figure out how he can remake this fine piece of Indian cinema.
Look out for Transformers 5: More Bolly, More Wood coming to a 3-D theater near you!
The King of Pop is back!
This time, he's in India performing duets with Shakira's half-sister. He's still got the moves and the lengthy, action-packed music videos. But he's also got guns, sunglasses, and a mate for his glove.
He's more badass than ever!
I just hope the new Neverland Ranch has a curry fountain. I would so travel to South Asia for that.
[via TBT]
This is just like that part of Cinderella where all the townspeople force Prince Charming to go door to door with the glass slipper and they make him slide it on to each of the girls' feet so he can find his true love.
And he's crying and ripping out his hair and when he finally finds Cinderella she says something about getting justice.
This is exactly like that.
Life really is a fairy tale, isn't it?
[via College Humor]
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