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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Courtroom Cock Guy (above)
• A gorilla puked and then ate it
• A naked Russian ran around in this week's Video Breakdown
• We got another insane voicemail from comedian Greg Hahn
• We talked about anal sex with Mema
• Daniel tested some new racial terms
• And Daniel showed us some fans in a Sports or Consequences Mash Up.

Oh, I'm not laughing about your foot. I was just remembering last night's episode of "According To Jim." Eeheehee! Eeheehee!

[via Live Leak]

"Ooh!  It matches my bedspread!" – a fucking insane person

[via Happy Place]

Dear Creatures is selling a Blog Writer Dress for those of us who prefer not to work naked:

"As a full-time blog writer, you know that there?s no reason to sacrifice ease in the name of style when you?re swanning around for hours pantsless with your laptop in tow… Transition from typing at home to meeting up with your readers for cupcakes by adding a fitted blazer."

I like that it looks somewhat like a hospital gown. That way, when endless days of puke, porn, and puppies finally drive us mad, we'll already feel comfortable in our insane asylum apparel.

I'll transition from my hospital bed to my padded cell by adding a fitted straight jacket.

In the meantime, who wants cupcakes?

[via The DW]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend?  Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Best Week Ever]

The web offers a number of helpful sites providing advice to tackle all sorts of tasks.

For instance, are you a bit late hunting down your Thanksgiving turkey this year?

Not to worry!  Check out the video above for a fool proof system for claiming your perfect holiday bird.

Raging insanity and a voice that could spook the devil himself not included.

Would you believe if I told you, that you can buy a descendant of Jesus Christ himself's Mercedes?

You should. Check out the specs on this thing!

*Owner's Belief: he's a descendant of Roman Emperors, and just as well Jesus Christ (what's that worth?!)
He's written over 180 reasons why he thinks this is true (he'll provide a copy – over nine pages hand written – to you with your nonrefundable deposit of at least 25% towards the purchase of the vehicle, and thus subsequent agreement hereto of 2% royalties of Gross Sales Revenue, assumable-indefinitely-transferal, to the Owner herein in the event of authorized or unauthorized publication). Come on… Muhammad has descendants… it's not that big of a deal. And yes, the owner thanks the Roman Catholic Church for keeping Christ's descendants protected through the obliteration veil (how would you treat Jesus Christ's children? In effect through Jesus Christ's teaching, we're all God's children).

SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY
Dear blessed Millionaire: just think of this purchase as giving back to God's children and works as a form of tithing. The owner promises to put the money to good use (Real Estate Development blessed in Jesus Christ's name).
God bless you Mercedes Benz concierge!

We are all God's children. Unfortunately, we aren't all blessed with 100 grand to buy a 20 year-old benz. Even if Christ's grand nephew has 180 reasons why we should.

I mean, the Internet is insanity, right? Complete and utter insanity. Compared to this, Craigslist seems like my reasonable aunt — she knows a lot about life. Sweet Jesus!

So go ahead and PLACE YOUR BID!

[via Awesomely]