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Posted: 03/12/13
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Daniel tries to figure out what would motivate a motivational speaker to try to break plywood over his head in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.
To paraphrase Josh the Board Breaker, "Something that seems difficult can be easy, you just have to try."
Tune in tomorrow at 10 for more inspiration.
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I've always found the "Independence Day" speech to be almost as inspiring as the triumphant speech at the end of "Team America". Almost.
[via blameitonthevoices]
Mike Tyson's days in the public spotlight appear to have waned, assuming he doesn't agree to do some new reality TV show or end up in jail for eating someone's children. However, that doesn't mean reading some classic Mike Tyson quotes isn't a great way to start your day!
Yesterday, website TwistedSifter mixed Tyson quotes and photos to create some nice motivational posters (like the one above) that are always good for a chuckle.
So pleased with these images they've created, the site even states: "Did I forget one of your favourite Mike Tyson quotes? Leave a comment and I?ll make a poster for it!"
Guys! How could you forget this one: "You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists?" That one quote inspired me to waste three years of my life playing original NES.
[via Reddit]
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