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Also: is not a pirate-themed hotel in Vegas.

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Hey, it's not my fault your marching band makes you wear glitter.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Cactus Boogie" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Cactus Boogie."  Yes.  It's a man playing a cactus.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote in a tight race determined by a mere 3.5% of the vote was Kashmir with the title, "Bieber finally hits puberty."  It's funny because when Bieber gets older, like all child stars, his life is going to be so painful he will envy those child stars who have died before him!  Congratulations, Kashmir!

All those fancy brass horns you see in orchestras, the hands of street vagrants and garbage dumps have been living a lie!

As this dude above demonstrates, you can recreate the sound of a horn with a piece of plastic tubing from your local Lowe's.

And though this video has gained popularity recently, it's actually been online since 2007.  I can't believe the Internet has been hiding this knowledge from me for 3 years.  I've been throwing plastic tubing out left and right.  I could have started a marching band in my apartment!  All I would need is a bunch of those kazoo things he starts the horn with and a few friends with extraordinary horn-playing talent.

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