Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Bro sucks at lifting. He's gonna be sore tomorrow.
- 25 dumb blonde moments. Like, what are those?
- Kim and Kanye are engaged. Third time's the charm, I hope.
- Disney's Warplanes. "I WANT TO GO HOME!!"
- Young people in Japan aren't interested in sex. Which is weird because sex is awesome.
- Hot girls tugging on their clothes. Tug 'em til they come off!! (Apparently I'm a lesbian now.)
- 5 most aggressively intense websites on the internet. Besides this one amiright??!?!?!?!!
- Died In House tells you if anybody died in your house. Um I have to pay to find out? Fuck off.
- Dad's upset about Red Sox World Series ticket prices. Such a Dad.
- And send your stuffed animals on vacation. Ooo they gonna have rando European sex!
[video via Barstool]