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Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?
Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?
[via Transformer Ivan]
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Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?
Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?
[via Transformer Ivan]
Wait is this hairstyle called the "Ross" or the "Rachel?"
See what I did? A 1997 "Friends" joke.
Ah, memories.
via Skull Swap
I'm impressed, Hyundai Canada. After a horrible parking video made its rounds on the Internet, you were smart enough to replace one of the cars that was damaged with a new one and created a viral video of your own.
Honestly, I wish someone would run over my car so the same could happen to me. Not kidding. Dead serious.
So who wants to run over my car? I'll set up my flip cam and buy you a burger for doing it.
Let me know. Monster trucks, SUV's, ice cream trucks — you can smash it, you've got yourself a deal.
[via Buzzfeed]
If you spend your day staring off into the cubicle wall dreaming of your freedom outside of work, you may have some interest in visiting this site. Showoffbook.com is an activity-with-instruction-generator site that will help you dream of what you could be doing all day besides rolling your eyes at your coworkers. So you can read up on this site and once you leave your office, half blinded by computer screens and fluorescent lights, you can go home and actually do all these interesting things!
Unless, of course, you're exhausted from being so bored at work that you head straight to bed. I like to say I'm going to get a lot done until I sit on the couch and start watching "My Monkey Baby" on TLC.
But I'm still going to keep "pulling" this little lever on the site and start planning on what I'm going to do (or say I'm going to do) this weekend. Looks like "skipping a stone" and "walking on my hands" are in my near future. Exciting! Or just watching DVR'd "My Monkey Baby" episodes. Skipping stones has nothing on two people putting makeup and a tiny dress on a monkey they consider their child. Have you guys seen that freakshow?
This guy is completely joking, or he's running a solid business that's making him enough profit to have a paypal account and laughing at us all. I wonder if his bank is made out of cardboard. Kidding! Kidding!
Either way, kudos to this guy's creativity and internet savvy. He even uploaded it to the internet!
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