internet

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Mama June got married in a camo dress. Ironically, I wish I hadn't seen her in it. 
• A very vulgar kid, who I can only assume is Mike The Miz twenty years ago.
• Baby eyebrows are all kinds of scary.
• Jose Canseco is great at Twitter. But Shaq's better.
• Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? My diet starts Monday. Ah fuck it IS Monday.
• This chick took a calculator to prom. I wonder if it took her V-card (Volume card).
• Here's a baby water-skiing in gross water. Parenting, amiright?
• Mother's Day gift guide! Which is 85% kitchen-related.
• Old lady twins who always dress the same? They've spent their entire husbandless lives arguing about which necklace they're going to wear.
• And IRON MAN 3 FULL MOVIE STREAMING ONLINE FOR FREE!! You're welcome.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

First of all we'd like to thank God for immediately giving us someone to thank.

Tosh.0 has been nominated for the Best Humor Website of the 2013 Webbys!! And let me tell you I am EXCITED.

According to The New York Times, a Webby Award is the "Internet's Highest Honor," which is pretty amazing because I always thought the internet's highest honor was having your face turn into a meme.

It's great to be nominated, even if we don't win, blah blah blah GAME ON.

So help a sister out and VOTE FOR US!

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Before the economy crashed, every day looked like this.

[via YouTube]

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

The same exact thing happened to me a few years ago. Went on a blind date, woke up in a bathtub of ice. It was super fucked up.

AND he never called.

[via YouTube, and my nightmares]

This kid is gonna have so many Twitter followers, and even more bullies!

[via The Clearly Dope]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You'd be mean too if you'd never seen a woman naked.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

That's a weird pet name for your girlfriend.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Things will turn around once your cat starts getting into Brickleberry.