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Online Shopper

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 4, 2011 at 11:00AM

Did you see what Jenna just wrote on her Facebook page? She said she's shopping at Trader Joe's but she's not because I'm here and I don't see her. Yup, I just refreshed her page and she said she's in the yogurt section.

Ha! What a loser.

[via imgur]

Stocking Is The New Planking

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 29, 2011 at 5:00PM

Planking is so last season. And coneing is bad for your health. So let's all join in on the new craze: Stocking!

I recreated a stock photo today and boy was it fun…

That stock photo is called "I Love My Job!".

And this stock photo is called "Frustrated At Work".

Mike actually isn't stocking. That's just what he did when I asked him to participate.

[Stocking Is The New Planking]

Idiot Proof The Internet

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 5, 2011 at 11:00AM

Matthew Baldwin has a proposal: Internet Access Captchas to keep "certain people" away from the Internet entirely. You know, the dumb ones.

I'd say I'm a fan of this idea but I don't want our blog numbers to go down. ZING!

I'm not talking about you guys, of course, you're all super smart. I'm talking about the other stupid people Google leads here who were just guessing at the spelling of "to shay".

[defective yeti via Buzzfeed]

Well This Is Just A Very Good Internet Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 3, 2011 at 12:00PM

When I was a kid we had to walk 6 miles uphill in the snow to the town library to see a Mariachi band serenade a beluga whale.

And then once we got to the library we realized it wasn't an aquarium so we turned around and walked the 6 miles home.

[via Dog and Pony Show]

Mila Kunis Said Yes!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 11, 2011 at 3:00PM

Remember last week when we all got romantic for a minute and watched this video of Marine Sgt. Scott Moore asking Mila Kunis to the Marine Corps Ball?

Well, it turns out she doesn't hate America (or men!) after all. According to the Huffington Post:

Fox News asked Kunis, who was with co-star Justin Timberlake at the time, if she had seen the video, and whether she'd attend the ball.

Timberlake helped make it happen.

"Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? You need to do it for your country," he told her.

"I'll do it," she said.

Apparently it's easier to get a date with Mila Kunis than originally thought. You don't have to be reincarnated as a 24 year-old Macaulay Culkin! You just have to join the Marines.

Slow Down… Dial-Up Isn't So Bad

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 29, 2011 at 1:00PM

Remember that annoying sound your modem used to make back when you had to "dial in" to the Internet?

Turns out, if you slow that sound down 700%, you get some pretty cool ambient noise worthy of a terrible space movie.

And strangely enough, listening to it feels a lot like how it felt to download something in the 1990s…

As dawn broke over the terrain of this strange new land, slowly light peeked out from beyond the horizon and, bit by bit, the world revealed its bounty of pornography to those patient explorers willing to forge ahead and not have their connection broken by an incoming call…

[via The Daily What]



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