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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This very weird dancer. Bikini season is officially here, y'all.
• Kawasaki gets interviewed. NOBODY CAN FOLLOW THAT.
• Fastest Dominoes pizza box folder. In terms of calories, he's burning about 20 pizzas per hour.
• Kim Kardashian with a beard. Thank god she does laser hair removal.
• 20 Japanese GIFs. No context needed.
• Chocolate gold bacon sounds perfect for a very rich fat person.
• A dog dreams that he's Tarzan. Hopefully not the Brendan Fraser version.
• Silly Photoshop trolls. I wish they were actual trolls who just happened to be good at Photoshop.
• Will Smith is awful at penalty kicks. Is anyone surprised by this?
• Here are some hotties of the week. Girls. Who are hot. Yes.
• And because we're all sad that the long weekend is over, here are more hot girls. In lingerie. 

[photo via Barstool]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Craigslist ad of the day. Which reminds me, I should schedule a bikini wax.
• Morgan Freeman fell asleep during an interview. ADORABLE.
• A classic faceplant. Yeah no your neck is totally supposed to bend that way.
• Demi Moore's boyfriend had a pearl put into his dickhole. Anything to make that vag feel young! That's what it's for, right?
• Kesha drank her own piss. It's like her tongue is a pregnancy test.
• Underboobs again! Can you ever really have enough?
• Beardvertising. If it ain't gettin' you laid, might as well make a few bucks off of it.
• Lance Armstrong likes it when people lick his butthole. Allegedly.
• Joe Francis said the jurors on his trial should be shot by a firing squad. But not really cause now he's taking it back.
• And 20 Bob Saget tweets. Don't you wish it was 500 Bob Saget tweets? He's so dirty!

[photo via Barstool]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Excellent mug shots. Somebody's rockin' the smoky eye!
• Tan Mom's music single IS the internet.
• A man got sent a threatening dildo. I wonder if he kept it.
• How to make a graduation cap flask so you can be a shitshow in front of your girlfriend's parents.
• This is the best shopping list ever, even though she forgot Fudgesicles.
• Sexy girls' underboobs! Most of the real weight's down there anyway.
• Here's the Charles Ramsey interview. Yes, salsa dancing.
• 5 most ridiculous lies ever told to impress a woman. Why isn't "My dick is huge" on there?
• Lewiston, Maine residents respond to the fires, are just classy to the max.
• And JA RULE IS OUT OF PRISON!! It must be the ass, that got me like that…

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

Can't get enough ceWEBrity? Check out this additional footage from last night's CeWEBrity Profile!

She's probably not allowed to drive 'cause her headlights are always out. Ha! God I'm good.

[via The Clearly Dope]