|
|
New Every Tuesday |
Vote Now |
Catch Tosh on Tour |
Flower Child |
WATCH FULL EPISODES |
|
|
CAPTION CHALLENGE |
Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday. |
Has Daniel made it? You Decide! |
See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now! |
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments. |
Cecilia Cassini shit a golden egg after seeing Alexander Wright's on-air interview.
It takes her at least 15 seconds to say something intolerably obnoxious. But this child of the underworld found a way to be the worst kid ever in under 10.
Like, omigod, Cecilia, stop him! He's stealing your spotlight and using it to sun his back!
[via The DW]
You're trying to tell me the Prince of Darkness has never rocked out to "U Smile"? Riiight.
[via Dlisted]
In an interview with Elle magazine, Ryder said she doesn't use the Internet, "but apparently you can find out everything on it".
I love that quote. It sounds like something my grandpa would say as he slowly reclines his adjustable bed. You know, when he was a kid, he could only sit around and watch his own cat try to play the keyboard.
It was a simpler time.
[via THR]
Until now, everything I knew about hand models I learned from "Zoolander". They're fucking weird and they keep their hands in protective cases.
Yep. Still accurate.
[via Gawker]
A few weeks ago I shared my motivation behind never having children. Namely, my fear of spawning a child that's anything like 11 year-old fashion designer Cecilia Cassini.
Well, good news! The birth control is back in the limelight! And this time, she's wearing Hammer Pants on her head.
If possible, Cecilia is even more obnoxious in this interview. During the sewing teacher story, my ovaries completely shut down. Just to be on the safe side.
[via The DW]
Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.
Daniel tries to understand what makes the Reporter Who Can't Break Glass so scrawny in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.
Tomorrow on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, the I Like Turtles Kid heads back to the fair dressed as his favorite animal. Tune in at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central!
Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Retreat.
Daniel tries to figure out when exactly was the last time the Double Rainbow Guy got high in this week's Web Retreat Extended Interview.
Sign up to receive exclusive Tosh.0 alerts via email:
Want the latest info on Tosh.0? Text puke to 44686 to receive three-to-five messages every week featuring all the Tosh you can stomach. Text HELP to 44686 if you need help, or STOP to stop receiving alerts. Message and data rates may apply.
