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Move Over, Thomas Edison

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 11:00AM

It's like a baby bjorn for lonely fat people.

[via Acid Cow]

Nothin' Like A Good Ol' Sperm Extractor

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

When this machine comes to America, I'm going to get dumped immediately.

[via Barstool]

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This Guy's Getting Laid Tonight

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2012 at 3:00PM

The great thing about this is it's sleek design. And that it's virtually silent.

[via Devour]

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climb

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Huggable Vibrating Pillow Is All Kinds Of Sad

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 4, 2012 at 5:00PM

It makes perfect sense to hug a vibrating pillow with your phone in it because if the person you were talking to was in the room with you, you would hug them for your whole conversation.

It's weird but that's what you do.

Order now!

[via Oddity Central]

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Woman Retroactively Wins The 1962 Invention Convention

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 25, 2011 at 5:00PM

"Hello, is this Bobby Stewart? Preston Junior High School Class of 1964? Yeah, we're gonna need that blue ribbon back. The gift certificate to Howard Johnson's, too."

[via Dlisted]