inventions

"SHIT where's Dylan?! He must've slipped through my greasy hands!"

[via Picture is Unrelated]

For those who love grilled bratwurst, but hate the world.

[Via Izismile]

Who the hell wants to wrap a sauna around their genitals?  Now "Jacuzzi Pants," that could be something worth trying.

You know, because of the jets.

They could feel good on your junk.

Or your lady parts.

Are you guys following me with why "Jacuzzi Pants" would be better than "Sauna Pants"?

[via CollegeHumor]

Steve Jobs may have passed away, but there will be others…

[via The Daily What]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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The latest invention to make the rounds on the web: an alarm clock that gives you extra incentive to get up…  It shreds money if you continue to sleep.

What's next?  An alarm clock you strap to your balls and every minute you don't get up it clamps down harder on your balls…??

Filing patent now…

[via Laughing Squid]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

"Agreed." -Benjamin Franklin*

*Not an actual Benjamin Franklin quote

According to the description, "SmoothGroove is a comfortable, hygienically safe and discreet solution to Camel Toe."

Christ.  I hope to God this doesn't catch on or I'm going to have to change the name of my Sade cover band.

Oddly enough, this woman's solution to her embarrassing camel toe problem was to become the international spokeswoman for people with embarrassing camel toe problems.  Maybe not the most well thought out plan.

[via BuzzFeed]

The Solowheel is described as a "self-balancing electric unicycle" that utilizes "gyroscope technology" for balance.  It's kind of like a mini Segway.

It's an amazing invention being that they've accomplished something no one ever thought was possible: They've made unicycling less cool.

I can't wait to see what future breakthroughs Inventist — creators of the Solowheel — will unveil in the field of bowling pin juggling.  The new levels of dorkiness they are able to achieve will probably astound us all.

[via Laughing Squid]

The Lonely Island boys had a big hit with their SNL Digital Short "Dick in a Box," but some enterprising entrepreneur out there poses the question, "Who needs a box?"

That's the plan behind the patent you see above of what the inventor calls a "Decorative Penile Wrap."

Or at least I think that was the plan.  Far be it from me to be able to get inside the head of a man who invents a decorative penile wrap.

Also, again, not to say I am better than a man who would invent decorative penile wrap …but a snowman?  Somehow there's nothing less logical than shoving your junk into a pile of snow.

More ridiculous and real holiday-themed patents can be found at Dumb as a Blog.