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Now You See Her, Now You Don't

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 23, 2010 at 10:00AM

I?ve always wanted three things:

1. To be like a ninja

2. To look like a Coca-Cola vending machine

3. To outfox a potential attacker

With Tokyo designer Aya Tsukioka?s new skirt, I can do all three! According to Mail Online, Tsukioka hopes her design, which doubles as a vending machine disguise, will ease women?s fear of crime.

And I?m pretty sure it will. Because besides the built-in advantage of the ninja skirt, there is also the added bonus of not wanting to be seen in public wearing something that looks like this. And history proves that it?s much harder for a stranger to attack you within the confines of your own home.

Brilliant work, Aya!

[via Neatorama]

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