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Me: What are you up to tonight?

Me: Not much, you?

Me: Nothing. We should hang out!

Me: Absolutely. Wanna drink a bunch of bourbon?

Me: Totally! I'd hate to drink alone.

[via Uber Humor]

Once again, China is taking our Jobs.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Fullmer.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Thank God the line for heaven has 4G. 

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[photo: Yoshikazu Tsuno/Staff/Getty Images]

"Yeah, we're lying on it." -Dog balls.

[via Fail Nation]

There's no problem you can't solve if you just use your head.

[via IAB]

The Playa case, by Annex Products, has a secret sliding compartment with enough room to hide two condoms. Very exciting!

The Playa case is coming this summer. So you've got that long to find a girl who will date a guy who keeps his condoms in an iPhone labeled "playa".

Best of luck, gentlemen.

[Gadgetbox via DAPS]

Who wants to be a rock god?  What year is it?  1994?

Why don't you ask Siri where to get bath salts and a copy of Reason so you can make terrible dubstep music like a normal kid.

"Add Drugburn spelled with an upside-down number 6 to my list of DJ names."

[via The High Definite]

"But let this be a lesson to all of you: There is no app to keep you from getting beat up at school.  There is no app to get a girl to invite you to your first dance.  However, rest assured, I am working on it!"

[via I Am Bored]

They figure with tech support strapped right to the phone
old people won't find it so scary to use one.

We received over 700 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amy Cordova.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Now you can play Angry Birds while receiving oral sex!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.