Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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According to the Barstool NY:
Users start by taking a photo of their chest ? the makers of the app say that pictures taken in a bra or bathing suit work best ? before using two on screen cursors to mark out the breasts.
… the app enables women to see what they will look like with their breasts boosted up to three cup sizes.
Come on. Does this app really "enable" women to see what they will look like with bigger boobs? We can do that already. It's called a push-up bra. And we're all wearing one.
If this app enables anyone, I'd say it's bored beachgoers.
I forgot the volleyball, guys. But I do have the iAugment app…
I can't tell you how many times I've stared at an iPhone and thought, How can this technology help me get high?
Well, the makers of the Roll Your Own iPhone app apparently have our best interests in mind, creating a one stop shop for joint rolling.
All you do is place your iPhone on a flat surface, lay a rolling paper across the screen, toss some pot from your grinder on top and — voilà! — the app rolls a perfect joint for you every time!
Well, actually, Roll Your Own provides detailed instructions on how to roll joints. However, if you take any app and try my technique and then just sit on your couch long enough, eventually someone will roll a joint for you.
Which is a hundred times better than watching some crazy "How To Roll a Joint" video. I'm too stoned for that.
[via Gizmodo]
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This app is seriously amazing. Here's some of the stuff it can do:
Oh, and did I mention if you shake it, it will PUKE IN YOUR FACE!?!? Of course it will! Why wouldn't it!?
I was playing around with the app this morning and it is seriously the greatest thing that will ever happen to your iPhone or iPad or whatever you have… As long as it's made by Apple.
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Double Rainbow Guy has finally found out the answer to the question, "What does this mean?"
It means you don't need to get to the end of a double rainbow to collect its pot of gold.
The most recent pot (pun intended): An iPhone app that superimposes double rainbows onto all of your pictures. It's yours for just $1.
If Yosemite Bear keeps this up, he'll be able to afford kush for the rest of his life.
Ha, who am I kidding? He definitely grows his own.
[via Mashable]
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