[ABOVE: Lady Gaga attempts to doom humanity.]
In further proof that a lack of understanding for what causes natural phenomenon extends beyond Juggalos, Yahoo! News reports that "A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes."
That explains why Chile got one of the largest earthquakes of all time this year: When I think Chile, I think filthy whores.
But yes, joking about natural disasters is wrong. Still, it's not as wrong as Iran's claim that promiscuous women can cause earthquakes. If that was true, the ground would have opened up and swallowed the San Fernando Valley like 15 years ago.
Wha… Wait a minute… Could it be??
If sluts did cause earthquakes, it would prove my theory that Lady Gaga is an evil plot to destroy the world.
I feel so conflicted right now.