Is It Racist? – Blog Edition
It is racist, but her impression is spot on. (I'm talking about the girl in the background.)
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It is racist, but her impression is spot on. (I'm talking about the girl in the background.)
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Gong noises and a woman who speaks butchered English with a conical straw hat in a rice paddy field?
I think Pete SpendItNot is trying to tell us this is China.
What do you guys think? Is Pete racist or just really ignorant?
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Of course Santa is racist! He's enslaved an entire race of elves for hundreds of years.
Then he just gives those fucking toys away! He could easily sell them and provide the elves a decent living wage, but it's almost like he enjoys being a elf-enslaving dick, chuckling "Ho ho ho" as he travels the world while the elves are stuck freezing their tiny asses off in the North Pole.
And don't even get him started on why he doesn't give toys to the Jews…
Maaaybe. But in Pat's defense, his diet only consists of Jello and Werther's Originals.
What's really upsetting is that Condoleezza Rice only has macaroni and cheese one a year. That is some sad, oppressive shit right there.
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This article is on Fox News. And it is racist.
I forgot how this game works. Was I supposed to wait until the end to ask you guys? It's fine, I'm sure you'll agree.
So Obama had a 50th birthday party last night that was attended by celebs including Jay-Z, Chris Rock, Charles Barkley, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, and Gayle King. OMG. SOME OF THEM ARE BLACK PEOPLE.
And there was a DJ there that played Motown, ?70s and ?80s R&B, and hip-hop. BLACK MUSIC.
And you know what they ate? Barbecue chicken, ribs, hamburgers, hot dogs, pasta, and salad. BLACK PEOPLE LIKE BBQ FOOD.
Fox News Writer: So what should we call this birthday party that our black president had?
Fox News Editor: How about "Hip-Hop BBQ"?
Fox News Writer: Good one. 'Cause he's black.
Yeah, there's no denying this one. Black Oreo Barbie is definitely racist.
Still sold better than the white Twinkies Barbie. No one likes those fucking things.
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