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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

I Think We're All A Little Wiser After That

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 11:00AM

This is how people in Europe have fun. And why I'll never visit Europe.

[via LiveLeak]

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Some People Deserve To Be Famous, Part Two

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 18, 2011 at 2:00PM

Last week we discussed the merits of Youtube darlings Lexy and Stephany and we agreed that singing in front of a green screened ocean is worthy of Internet fame.

Now I present to you another songstress with a green screen. And this one is playing with fire!

Adya is like Michelle Williams meets the Fanta girls meets what I imagine every nanny in Europe is like. Basically, she's awesome.

And she's singing opera Europop style. Even more awesome.

So let's fan this flame, guys! Let's give Europopera a chance to be an actual thing. Copy the link to this post, paste it in your Facebook status box and then email it to your mom.

The future of Europopera is in your hands.

[via Videogum]

Awesome Lawyer Argument of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 13, 2010 at 2:00PM

A 26 year old woman in Italy was questioned by police officers after applying sunscreen on a topless beach in a way that 'troubled' a nearby mother's 12 and 14 year old sons.

Legally the woman was doing nothing wrong by being topless but the mother got the police anyway because her young sons were admiring the sunbather while she applied lotion.

Her lawyer said of the incident:

"Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest."

It's not her fault everyone stares. She's just a sexy woman trying to protect her young, voluptuous body from harmful UV rays. Back off, Mom.

[via Telegraph]

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