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Kind of embarrassing that her mom still packs her jacket.

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"I don't care how long you're standing outside your apartment but if you've exposed the inside of my avocado to air- TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE."

I mean, that's what I assume he wrote back.

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Turns out the 37th chamber is an oxygen chamber.  Wu-Tang!

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No.  I do not want to see your "full class" service.

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Have you guys heard they're making a Bad Boys 3? It's about two consignment store owners who have 72 hours to reclaim a bunch of jean jackets stolen from under their noses.

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As reported by the Sun Sentinel:

"A man accused of drug trafficking showed up for court Friday in Fort Lauderdale sporting a jacket [seen above] that bore a cartoon-style recipe for cooking crack cocaine."

So his "I Don't Know How to Cook Crack" jacket may have been out for dry cleaning.  Whatever.

The Sentinel continues:

"Still, the jacket was open to interpretation ? at least to some. 'I took it as freedom of expression,' [the man's attorney Joshua] Rydell said. 'I didn't take it as a recipe to cook crack.'"

I hate to question an attorney, but I'm pretty sure it can be BOTH a freedom of expression AND a recipe to cook crack.  Because it's definitely a recipe to cook crack.  There's really no debate there.

Regardless, sounds like the state of Florida will be handling all his fashion decisions soon enough.

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He's just buying some gum.  Bad breath can be a major turn off to the people you're flashing in the park.

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The person who posted this on Reddit called it "Sex repellent clothing."

But who needs sex when your clothing has built-in streaming porno??

Shit, if our forefathers had this sort of technology, we probably would have never been born.  How awesome would that have been!?

The woman knows what she likes.

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