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He did SUCH a good job at sitting in his cell.

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They wanted to add, "Always use a condom and start putting aside money for your retirement" but they ran out of room.

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He got a free tattoo though!

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

They prefer to be called "dancers," not "murderers."

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We could talk on the phone for hours. Could. We only get 5 minutes.

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In what aisle would I locate box cutters?

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You gotta feel bad for him.  Prison's not the place where you want to be known as the guy who can fit large things in his rectum.

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"Challenge accepted." -Everyone in that prison

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Otherwise your mugshot will look like this.

Police said Davis (above) was getting a haircut when the victim approached in what Davis called an "aggressive manner," so he picked up scissors and slashed the man in the back.

Let him go, Your Honor. Having to walk around with half a 'fro is punishment enough.

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Blogger/tennis aficionado Lil Wayne is being sent to an isolation cell this week for smuggling an iPod and headphones into prison back in May.

Weezy has another month at Rikers Island before his scheduled release and he'll spend the rest of that time in a small cell for 23 hours a day.

When asked how he feels about the punishment, Weezy responded, "Yeahh. Hey hey hey. Bang bang, bitch. Money money money."

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