james cameron

By "Kiss Of Doom" they actually meant "Reason James Cameron Will Be Swimming In A Giant Infinity Pool Of Melted Gold".

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According to Hollywood trade magazine and buzzword spew-fest Variety, James Cameron's Avatar is now the highest grossing movie of all time.

How'd he do it?

Well, as a Hollywood insider and an Internet expert, I've done a little research to help give you the exclusive scoop on how Avatar made all that moolah.

Check out the chart above from movie review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes.  Avatar pulled in an impressive $34.9 million in its 6th week!  That's almost unheard of!

And all it had to do to get there was beat our Hollywood blockbusters like The Rock vehicle, Tooth Fairy, highly anticipated sequel, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, and the highly praised, Spy Next Door.

How'd Avatar do it?

That's right…  All other movies are terrible.