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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Our Cucumbers Are Like Our Other Things

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 18, 2011 at 10:00AM

It's not the SIZE of the cucumber that matters, it's how you USE it.

For instance, Japanese cucumbers are great in a Japanese Cucumber Salad.  And American cucumbers are great for shoving up your ass.

[via Happy Place]

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