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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

No, My Torso Is Actually This Long

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

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This guy is either super cool or he just enjoys peeing on KitKats.

[via Acid Cow]

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What To Wear On Wednesday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2013 at 1:19AM

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"Sweater vests + Daniel = Yum"  -Marc Jacobs

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Brunello Cucinelli cashmere vest, a Hugo Boss plaid shirt, 7 For All Mankind jeans, and Clae high tops. Kinda wishing he would sub my Social Studies class in that 'fit.

Gap Is Getting Way Edgier

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Tuck your knees into your chest in our boot cut stretchy dark wash denim (now only $39.99), and get ready to be fisted by a guy in a stylish cropped jean jacket ($49.99)!

[via Failblog]

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Does This Match My Ole Miss Shirt And Sense Of White Pride?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 3:00PM

They come in "acid-wash," "overall," and "Mom."

[via The Clearly Dope]

That's A Scary Costume

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 24, 2012 at 3:00PM

I don't mean to embarrass you, but… you've got some jeans on your ass.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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ass

costume

fashion

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ripped

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Here's a Horse Wearing Jeans

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 30, 2012 at 12:00PM

It must have been casual Friday.

[via Bunny Food]

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The Truth About Hotness

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 22, 2012 at 4:00PM

Hotness also comes in all skins colors, hairstyles and footwear.

[via I Am Bored]

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ads

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These Jeans Exist

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 5, 2011 at 6:00PM

Get your own pair here.

Mike claims he'd sleep with her. Because he "likes women who are trying to hide their penis from him".

I'd sleep with her too. Because I like men.

[YOOX, thanks joselyn]

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I'm Hot

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 2, 2011 at 10:00AM

Actually, I was hot, but then I pulled down my pants and now there's a nice breeze blowing up my ass.

[via Izismile]

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ass

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Hopefully He's Going to Get a Larger Pair of Jeans

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 28, 2011 at 1:00PM

You haven't lived until you've felt bus seat fabric on your bare ass cheeks.

[via Acid Cow]

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bus

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