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Should've Hit Ignore

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

And it killed her?! Damn, don't answer when Jesus calls.

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Thanks For The Warning?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

Maybe so, but gentle ass-play is Jesus' phonograph.

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No Churches With Four Or More Axels

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2014 at 1:00PM

Get yer Jesus and yer jerky in one convenient roadside location!

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10 Cases Of Perfect Timing

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

The internet is a seemingly endless landscape of pictures you couldn't give two actual shits about. But in the midst of all the unnecessary baby updates and glamour shots of food you shouldn't be all that proud of having made, once in a great while, the stars align, and the perfect picture is born.

Thanks to a magical mix of timing and happenstance, we are gifted with everlasting photographs like the one you see above, offering a candid look at what happens when the homoerotic practices of the American fraternity meet a man made of Silly Putty (much love to the guy in the retro Dan Marino jersey, though).

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The Father, The Son, And The Homework Spirit

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

Technically speaking, a Catholic school isn't allowed to fail you for this.

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