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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

#whatyou'resaying

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

wyssisterfamous

My cousin's mailman was on Tosh.0 and now I fight off groupies with a Swiffer.

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fame

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famous

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jesus

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tosh.0

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twitter

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What You're Saying

#pics

But Bubble Wrap Is Real

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 8, 2013 at 11:00AM

All I'm saying is never pack your fine China in the love of Jesus Christ.

[via I Am Bored]

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bubblewrap

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god

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jesus christ

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mormon

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mormon bubble wrap

#videos

Kid Is Doin' A Bad Rap

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 29, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Pajama pants and high-tops? Seriously?"-God

[via DoucheChillz]

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christ

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christian rap

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god is doing a new thang

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god is doing a new thing

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god rap

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jesus

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jesus christ

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kid rap

, 

kid raps about jesus

#pics

That's Pastor Bob For Ya!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 24, 2013 at 2:00PM

"Pussy, money, weed." – Lil Wayne 4:20

[via Imgur]

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bro stuff

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bumper

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copilot

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cruisin

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jesus

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pussy

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sticker

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wingman

#pics

Tell Me Where This Kid Lives, I Want Him Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

Get yours today!

…The shirt, not the child. You people are animals.

[via Izismile]

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boy

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HE'S ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

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jesus

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kid

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little

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religion

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shirt

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sweatshirt

#pics

I Read That In The Kama Sutra

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

So far, my loose tongue has only gotten me into floppy, 44-year-old, divorced places.

[via The Chive]

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church

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god

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jesus

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loose tongue

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religion

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signs

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tight places

#pics

What, No Cuddling?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

Honestly? That's just something dudes say to get their nut off.

[via Imgur]

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jesus came

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jesus loved you

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jesus loved you so much he came

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jesus loves you

#pics

World's Worst J-Date Pic

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 10, 2013 at 11:00AM

What if I think Jesus is just OK? Will that get me some over-the-pants stuff?

[via Fail Blog]

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christian

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christian dating

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dating

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in my pants

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jesus

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jesus christ

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jesus love

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love jesus

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pants

, 

Sex

#pics

I'm Not Particularly Religious, But…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 2, 2013 at 11:00AM

The second coming of Christ is gonna be totally worth the wait.

[via I Heart Chaos]

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second

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sign

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tits

#pics

The Holidays Are Gonna Be Faaaaaabulousssss!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

And while we're at it let's get Mary and Joseph to cop to it: Immaculate Conception? Come on, guys. Come on.

[via Buzzfeed]

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Y'all had some some sloppy Christ-makin' sex

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