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All I'm saying is never pack your fine China in the love of Jesus Christ.

[via I Am Bored]

"Pajama pants and high-tops? Seriously?"-God

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What if I think Jesus is just OK? Will that get me some over-the-pants stuff?

[via Fail Blog]

"I don't know this woman."-Jesus

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This is why you shouldn't let Roman kids borrow your Lego Jesus.

[via IAB]

Turns out the Second Coming was just to sign some autographs. The Third Coming will be the big one.

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So that's why Jews never discovered Jesus…  They can afford to shop at nicer places.

The couple who found the receipt said it has special meaning because they had just returned from a church service about "if you know God would you realize, like, would you realize it if you saw him."  Which is crazy because I just read an interview with Joan Osborne where she said the original chorus to "One of Us" was "What if God was a Walmart receipt."

[via The Daily What]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yes, we let Jesus see new episodes of Tosh.0 before everyone else.  Otherwise he whines like a little bitch.

"Damn, baby!  I gotta call my dad because I think he's missing an angel!" – Jesus

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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