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The Father, The Son, And The Homework Spirit

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

Technically speaking, a Catholic school isn't allowed to fail you for this.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 10, 2014 at 6:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Don't hate yourself for that. As long as you don't think he's hotter than Jesus (and let's be honest, who is?), you're fine.

Have You Accepted Pink Jesus?

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2013 at 6:00PM

I think you know how the church feels about praying to false dildos.

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And I Will Always Love Youuuu, My Child

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Not sure if this is Whitney Houston meeting Jesus or Viggo Mortensen, but either way it looks like she's pretty into him.

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A Meeting Of The Minds

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

Once a year, Jesus and Colonel Sanders hold a summit at the Coffee Bean to discuss the ultimate fate of humanity… and hot sauce.

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The Firey Hand Of Sin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

You think I masturbate with two hands?? I can totally do both at the same time.

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