jesus

Is this an album cover? Because I'll take 20.

[via The Chive]

"I don't know this woman."-Jesus

[via DoucheChillz]

Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.

[via Izismile]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we give this sweet, shoeless lady a Web Redemption. Praise Jesus!

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Jesus Falls Off Cross (above)
• Dog Bangs Pig
• Sick Of Deadlifting
• Toe Sucking
• Smallest Bike Ever
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Big Ape Snacks
• Web Redemption raw clip: Boy in Black Face
• Highway Truck Prank of the Week

Watch out for asteroids and crucifixes, you two!

[Via Ugliest Tattoos]

Thank you, Dad, for providing me with this club that is poppin', and this fine ass booty which rests in front of me. In my own name, Amen.

[via I am Bored]

Maybe if your hand-eye coordination wasn't such shit, your friends wouldn't deny knowing you.

[via izismile]

So, heaven is Hollywood and Jesus is the Jews.

Right, John Travolta?

[via reddit]

This is why you shouldn't let Roman kids borrow your Lego Jesus.

[via IAB]