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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Oy Vey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

Dude, when I said I wanted a steamy little box with a little fur on top, this isn't what I meant. This bachelor party sucks.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Paul Epler.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Oy Vey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Not to be a schmuck, but you said I'd have it in thirty minutes or less."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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And You Thought The Holocaust Was Depressing!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

Don't laugh. Il-Lin-teracy is no joke.

[via DoucheChillz]

My 8 Hanukkah Wishes Are For This To Not Exist

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 7, 2012 at 11:00AM

The main complaint about the Gangnam cover we posted two days ago? Not enough Jews.

[via DoucheChillz]

A Jewish Gay Dude's Worst Nightmare

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Thanks, but I'd rather have the matzo balls."

[via I am Bored]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Jewish Jester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

Clowning around in synagog is unacceptable, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby McGlinchey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Jewish Jester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 19, 2012 at 4:00PM


He still blends in better than the Muslim guy.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Izismile]

Just in Time for Hanukkah

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 19, 2011 at 3:00PM

Not only did they teach me how to Dougie, I'm also completely set on my taxes and it isn't even 2012 yet!

[via VVV]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 29, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Finally, Someone Appreciates The Jews

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 20, 2011 at 3:00PM

And we appreciate you, Chinese Restaurant Association, for making your delicious Moo Shu Pork with cat instead of the traditional cloven-hooved animal.

[via The DW]

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