Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- "Get Clarity" is obviously the best Rosh Hashanah/Get Lucky cover ever. (above)
- Follow this Instagram account. New, but not that different, pics daily.
- Breaking into Mike Tyson's abandoned mansion. The set for the next Bourne movie?
- NFL previews as haikus. I don't really get haikus. Or football.
- 50 tight dresses, with hot chicks in them.
- Animal music prodigies. More talented than everyone at the VMAs combined.
- Kris Jenner made a sex tape. Like daughter like mother!
- 15 pictures of crazy body hair. He who trims, gets the minge. (A stretch, I know. But it's Friday so cut me some fucking slack.)
- A dude is forcing his family live like it's 1986. There's no way that guy is 27, so obviously he's a time traveller and this all makes perfect sense.
- And bearded dragons wave to each other. "Did you meet the new neighbor across the street?" "Who, Jim? Yep. Nice guy."
[video via Videogum]