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I Think The Barista Likes You

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

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"Did someone order a grande no-foam extra shaft?"

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Sounds Tempting, But…

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

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I prefer to make my own.

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I Appreciate Your Honesty, Store

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

Honestly, I'd try it if I didn't have all that cum for breakfast.

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We Are Literally COVERED In Amusements

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

Should I feel bad that my semen is only partially air-conditioned?

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Cinnabon Earrings?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 15, 2012 at 6:00PM

…or semen-drenched snails? Either way, I'll take 6.

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What's in a Name?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 13, 2011 at 1:00PM

The mall wasn't kidding when they said a new store was cumming soon.

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