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Frosting Is So Messy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

Her sunglasses doubled as splash goggles.

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10 Pics That Aren't What They Look Like

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

Sometimes things aren't exactly what they seem. Case in point, if you were to believe only what your eyes tell you about the picture above, then you'd safely assume that Spider-Man eventually defeats his archenemy the Green Goblin with one final moneyshot (Spoiler: He doesn't, but that would be awesome).

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Not Feeling The New Flavor

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 3, 2014 at 9:00PM

Eh, I'll just take a dipped cone. Not a fan of overly salty ice cream.

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Another Day At The Office

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2014 at 5:00PM

Making a career change can be tough when the only thing on your resume is "Cow Cum Catcher (1978-Present)."

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you want good moo shoo pork, you've simply got to be willing to spend on that high quality, uncut, English pig cum.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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