jobs

…And long walks on the beach.

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The best part? He doesn't even work there.

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"And if you look real close, you'll see your future job market."

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Sam, writer and toilet flusher.

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Kind of like how I "wear" a condom with my girlfriend. (Never wear a condom and try to pull out most times. Sorry, Karen.)

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I only buy technology from guys in turtlenecks and dad jeans.

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If you have to pay for a Glory Hole, I ask you: where is the glory?

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Once again, China is taking our Jobs.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Fullmer.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Thank God the line for heaven has 4G. 

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And quit showing off- my blow jobs are free too.

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