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"Does anyone else have the munchies for 1,000 cookies?"

[via Izismile]

Sadly, not the biggest thing he's put in his mouth.

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Pot. More popular than church since 2011.

[via The DW]

I can't tell you how many times I've stared at an iPhone and thought, How can this technology help me get high?

Well, the makers of the Roll Your Own iPhone app apparently have our best interests in mind, creating a one stop shop for joint rolling.

All you do is place your iPhone on a flat surface, lay a rolling paper across the screen, toss some pot from your grinder on top and — voilą! — the app rolls a perfect joint for you every time!

Well, actually, Roll Your Own provides detailed instructions on how to roll joints.  However, if you take any app and try my technique and then just sit on your couch long enough, eventually someone will roll a joint for you.

Which is a hundred times better than watching some crazy "How To Roll a Joint" video.  I'm too stoned for that.

[via Gizmodo]

November 2nd is election day. So make sure you vote! Not just for the sticker but for the greater good of our society.

In California, we've got Prop 19 on the table. It's the maybe legalization of pot, people.

What is that old saying, someday you'll be able to do in the privacy of your home what Zach Galifianakis does on national TV?

Someday.

[via TBT]

Would you like to start it by seeing pictures of former sitcom star Matt LeBlanc smoking what appears to be a marijuana cigarette?

Wish granted.

Oh, and just in case any of you happen to want to buy Joey: The Complete Second Season on DVD, I'm just going to leave the link here.

Just in case.

http://www.amazon.com/Joey-The-Complete-Second-Season/dp/B000MC9XS6/

Just in case.

Complete second season.

Of Joey.

[via The Daily What]