Joselyn

Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.  So occasionally I do it for her.

Yesterday, Joselyn sent me this image of 50 Cent holding a dog with a pink cast on its leg.

I've taken a full 24 hours to try to decipher it and I've yet to come up with any good answers.  They say that over time dogs tend to look like their owners, so maybe this dog has finally gotten some bullet wounds?

If you can explain this photo, please let me know.  I guess I could just ask Joselyn, but… eh.

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Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.  So occasionally I do it for her.

This week she sent me a link to the blog Hungover Owls.  It's a single-serving Tumblr blog of photos of owls that look hungover.

Or maybe they actually are hungover?  I'm not out there checking to see which owls are and are not drinking too much booze.  That's not in my job description!

Regardless, I'm not sure why Joselyn felt the need to send me this link.  Maybe it's because every time she's ever seen me, I've been hungover.

Apparently, however, she forgot that last time she saw me, I told her how my pet owl had just died of alcohol poisoning.  NOT COOL, JOS!!!

Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.  But sometimes I go digging through her archives to find things I bet she wishes she could blog about.

I don't have any context to this image.  So I'm pretty much just left to speculate…

Maybe that's her sweater that kid is wearing and this is her way of getting revenge?

What do you think?

[via @JoselynHughes]

Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.

So since I am almost as lazy as she is, sometimes I go digging through her archives to find things I bet she wishes she could blog about.

I think this one speaks for itself.

These ad execs had to have known what they were doing.  I mean, it's not like sexual innuendo was invented sometime after the 1980s.  In fact, wasn't that when those terrible Big Johnson T-shirts were invented?

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Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.

So since I am almost as lazy as she is, sometimes I go digging through her archives to find things I bet she wishes she could blog about.

Like this dude… Lenny.  What's he all about?  I mean, he's about looking cool, but what is he really about??

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Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.

Why am I jealous?

Good video though.

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Yo dudes.  So I don't really post that much for the show anymore because I do other things for it now, but those things still involve surfing the internet for hours at a time and wanting to kill myself as a result of that.

Kidding, I love the internet.  Get it?  It's all jokes.

So here are some of my fave posts this last year, in case you forgot how deep we've delved into the internet for you people.

Feel free to send us gifts of appreciation.  Kidding, don't.  You're all nuts and I don't trust you weirdos!

Kidding!  Jokes!

Ain't Love Grand – And you think you have problems with your girlfriend…

Not Cho' Nacho Hat – The Internet is a great place to show off your latest inventions.

How-To Guide: Ramen Bath – Proof you can find a "How To" for pretty much anything online.

Gary Busey Time! – It wouldn't be a favorites list without some Busey.

This Is What the Internet Does to Your Children – Perverts.  It turns your children into perverts.

ABOVE: Chicken DcNugget