Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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Lemme guess: kid in the argyle sweater spilled bong water on the kid with dreads' computer.
[via Izismile]
Showbiz Lesson Number One: If you want to succeed in this business, you have to blow the right person (away) to get an audition. And then you have to blow them (out of the water) again at the audition.
And once you've satisfied that guy, you'll finally meet his boss?the one with the real power. And you're gonna have to blow him to get the job. Like, actually blow him.
[via Buzzfeed]
Now that Prop 8 has been overturned, the gay marriage debate is once again raging here in California and across the country.
The latest discussion is whether or not Judge Vaughn Walker was even fit to rule on the case being that he is an openly gay judge.
I've spent a lot of time staring at the image above of Judge Walker, trying to figure out if we can trust the ruling of a judge who wears that tie.
Personally, I think the tie is pretty gay, which means he might be biased towards things that are gay. But one of my coworkers here said it reminded her of Rush Limbaugh's ties, which would mean he's possibly biased towards things that are conservative.
What do you think? What does that tie mean?!?
[via NY Daily News]

During last week's show, we asked you whether you thought using the word "negus" at a spelling bee was racist.
Well, over 8,000 of you voted during the past week and your response was resounding…
84% of you said, no, it wasn't racist.
Personally, I'm glad that's how you feel. We don't need to be dragging our children into all of this. Let their minds be carefree. Leave the racism up the experts… adults.
"Negus" is an actual Ethiopian word, so Tosh isn't sure if it's technically racist.
But we'll let you guys help us decide…
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