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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Juggalos of OKCupid]

Any Requests?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 14, 2013 at 3:00PM

Good work, "Make No One's Wish" Foundation.

[via Izismile]

Detroit Rock Food Court

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 24, 2012 at 1:00PM

I wanna rock and roll all night, and regret my life choices every day.

[Via The Chive]

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It's That Time of Year Again…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 6, 2011 at 12:00PM

…for The Gathering of the Juggalos Infomercial.

You know you've watched too many The Gathering of the Juggalos Infomercials when you can honestly assess this year's infomercial as "kind of a letdown."

Still beats 20 minutes of work though.

Protip: Skip the last 8 minutes unless you are super into Juggalo Championship Wrestling.  (Bonus Protip: You are probably not super into Juggalo Championship Wrestling.)

[via The Daily What]

Finally, I Can Get Behind the Juggalos

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 16, 2010 at 11:00AM

If you haven't heard yet, Tila Tequila was attacked over the weekend at The Gathering of the Juggalos.  And if you haven't heard, I envy you.  TMZ recently released the above footage of Tila's "performance."

Now, I'm not going to support anyone getting attacked for any reason.  (I'm one of those bleeding hearts who keeps whining that we should get out of Afghanistan.)

But, if I had to get behind a public assaulting, I'd say targets don't get much more worthy than Tila Tequila.

For someone who's life is built around public exposure, Ms. Tequila has been hiding her entire life.  Hiding behind a fake name.  Hiding behind the digital barriers of sites like Myspace and Twitter.  Hiding behind the pages of magazines.  Hiding within the fake reality of reality TV.  Hiding within the buffered celebrity circles of Los Angeles.

So here's the deal, Tila: If you're going to take your shit out to Hardin County, Illinois , you better be prepared for some first-hand, middle-American feedback.  And if you can't handle that, don't go out to The Gathering of the Juggalos.  With all your success, you probably want people to think you're more intelligent than you let on.  If that's the case, you should have known what you were getting into.

However, if your plan is to continue to act like a spoiled little child your entire life, I'd recommend you continue to hide, because the rest of the world doesn't take kindly to that kind of shit.  Bitch.

Hm…  Maybe I could fit in with the Juggalos after all?