justin bieber

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A grown ass man got stuck in a high chair and had to call 911. PS his friends left him there.
• This clip from HBO's Real Sex is one of those WOW moments. I've played it ten times already.
• A drunk angry guy cut off his penis to get back at his girlfriend. Sound logic.
• Tobias Funke in The Shining. This scene still makes me want to pee my cutoffs.
• Girls in and around water is all kinds of sexy! Stay hydrated, kids.
• 'Follow me/Bring beer' sandals. I should say both of those things to potential suitors.
• Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet are- AHHHH.
• A Papa John's delivery guy was busted for delivering $40,000 worth of cocaine. Did he include the garlic sauce??
• Dharma eats spaghetti. Is the singular for spaghetti still spaghetti? She eats ONE spaghetti.
• Justin Bieber has 24 hours to claim his monkey, is definitely not going to.
• A dude rubbed his dick on some pepperoni in a grocery store because why not?
• Bonus Link: Mama June's portrait, which to be honest reminds me of Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet.

[photo via Gawker]

One time I watched my parents get murdered and I wasn't half as upset as the girl at the end of this video.

[via Video Fantastica]

Been there, done that.

(Obviously it escalated.)

[via Izismile and my life]

Justin Bieber has really perfected his "Me Listening To Justin Bieber" impression.

[via Video Fantastica]

If Romney was your boyfriend, he'd still be a couple of other women's husband.

That's swag.

[via BIOTV]

Now I'll hop in the oven so you can enjoy it.

[via The Chive]

Give her all the law degrees.

[via BIOTV]

Justin Bieber is holding a contest to find the best "Girlfriend" version of his hit "Boyfriend". This girl has clearly already won?both the contest and our hearts.

I wonder if she has enough small recording devices for all of us to date her.

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I had to break her heart and tell her the reason Justin isn't eating is because she isn't pretty enough.

[via mychoicemyworld]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Lauren, come over to my place.  All I do is watch Tosh.0 and listen to Justin Bieber.