justin bieber

I had to break her heart and tell her the reason Justin isn't eating is because she isn't pretty enough.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Lauren, come over to my place.  All I do is watch Tosh.0 and listen to Justin Bieber.

He might give you E. coli but at least he can't get you pregnant.

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"God is the artist. I just find the ninja turtle in his work", boldly claims Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses?your new (second) favorite blog.

I actually wanted to be the Ninja Turtles for Halloween but now I think I'll just dress my nose up as one.

See more perfect pieces of nasal art at Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses.

"It's supposed to be 'I'D RATHER MAKE OUT WITH JUSTIN DREW BIEBER.'  Minus 2 points for the grammatical error.  And that brings your score to a '-2.'"

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"Alright.  As long as you're okay with all those other things I did to the Bieber…"

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The future — where your parents can embarrass you in front of the entire world before you are even born.

Based on genetics, something tells me this kid is going to be a bit dorky.  And Asian.

But back to the title, having seen this, I thought, There have got to be more of these out there.

I quickly found another example.

Can we please not have this become a thing…  Justin Bieber fans having children.

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My Size Pop Star Justin Bieber is expanding his ever-growing empire with a new fragrance!

It's called Someday and if you buy it, Biebs will give you a very awkward piggyback ride through the sun-drenched clouds and then back to your bedroom where he will immediately sit you down so as not to appear shorter than you.

Never say purple shoes.

[via Vulture]

Oh, yeah?? But I bet those two old farts at the end can't name a single Justin Bieber song. Not a single one!

So there.

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Some Swiss prankster who was at the same hotel as Justin Bieber in Zurich thought it would be a funny idea to dress up like the teen pop star, head to the roof and wave at hoards of adoring fans wandering the streets below.

But come on, Bieber fans.  This is one of the sorriest impression I've ever seen.  Dude's like six foot tall, and yes, there's a lot of glare, but I'm pretty sure he's sporting some light facial hair.

What planning went into this?

Pink shirt?  Check.  White cap?  Check.  Um…  Not a black guy…?  Check.

Alright, I think we're good.  Get up on the roof.

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