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Please Do NOT Feed Oysters To The Wildlife

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

I know how to catch one of those. But why would I want to? They're having such a good time.

[via Imgur]

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This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

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It's Thursday So Let's Rock Out to an Old Lady Playing the Spoons and Her Kangaroos

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 26, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Great stuff, Grandma.  Now can you wash those spoons please?  Your oatmeal is getting cold."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Kangaroo Pleasures Himself

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 3, 2010 at 10:00AM

So the females carry the babies around while the males lick their own gonads? Sounds about right.

On a scale of one to ten billion, how jealous are you?

[via CH]

This Is My 'Avatar'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 23, 2009 at 2:40PM

Do you want to see a kangaroo fighting a goose with overdubbed kung-fu sound effects?

What am I?  An idiot?  Of course you do!

You know what, Avatar can have its $77 million.  This is my Avatar.

To escape reality, I don't go into the jungle of Pandora to watch the blue people's epic battle against an awkwardly modern portrayal of the future of capitalism, I go to the Internet to watch the kangaroo in his the epic battle versus a goose!

Eywa has heard me!!!!

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Kangaroo Attack

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 12, 2009 at 4:00PM

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Whoa.  You guys must love Australia.  Either that, or you love seeing people get smacked in the face.  (Why do I think it's probably the latter?)

Regardless, we dug through over seven hundred comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Kevin Paul.

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"I SAID I WANTED THOSE WAFFLE FRIES FO FREE!!!"

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Kangaroo Attack

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 6, 2009 at 12:00PM

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Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

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Australian for "bitch slap."

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