Please Do NOT Feed Oysters To The Wildlife
I know how to catch one of those. But why would I want to? They're having such a good time.
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I know how to catch one of those. But why would I want to? They're having such a good time.
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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.
"Great stuff, Grandma. Now can you wash those spoons please? Your oatmeal is getting cold."
[via Tastefully Offensive]
So the females carry the babies around while the males lick their own gonads? Sounds about right.
On a scale of one to ten billion, how jealous are you?
[via CH]
Do you want to see a kangaroo fighting a goose with overdubbed kung-fu sound effects?
What am I? An idiot? Of course you do!
You know what, Avatar can have its $77 million. This is my Avatar.
To escape reality, I don't go into the jungle of Pandora to watch the blue people's epic battle against an awkwardly modern portrayal of the future of capitalism, I go to the Internet to watch the kangaroo in his the epic battle versus a goose!
Eywa has heard me!!!!

Whoa. You guys must love Australia. Either that, or you love seeing people get smacked in the face. (Why do I think it's probably the latter?)
Regardless, we dug through over seven hundred comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Kevin Paul.

"I SAID I WANTED THOSE WAFFLE FRIES FO FREE!!!"
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!
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Think you're funnier than Tosh.0? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

Australian for "bitch slap."
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