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These People Should Be Famous… Oh Wait They Already Are.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

All jokes aside, in 2008 Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson totally fucked.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Dlisted]







katy perry



robert pattinson



Well, This Is Awkward

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2013 at 4:00PM

I guess I still find him hot, 'cause sweat's dripping down my neck.

Oh shit nevermind- my ears are bleeding.

[via Barstool]

Dude Sounds a Lot Like Freddie Mercury

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 22, 2011 at 12:00PM

Alright, yeah, sure… But does he have AIDS???

[via The High Definite]

Dude Loves Singing Katy Perry's 'California Gurls' on His Morning Commute

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 17, 2011 at 1:00PM

Weren't you the one who said that I would be nothing?
Well, I'm about to prove you wrong
I'm not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true

I'm not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I'll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody's around to see…

This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, limelight
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment…

(And if you need it, here's the video above but auto-tuned and with music.  Of course you need it.)

[via Reddit]

Gary The Golden-Voiced Construction Worker

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2011 at 6:00PM

Gary, a construction worker on the 2nd avenue subway in New York, sings Sinatra during his lunch break.

So much more effective at getting ladies than the old whistling technique.

[via reddit]