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I guess I still find him hot, 'cause sweat's dripping down my neck.
Oh shit nevermind- my ears are bleeding.
Alright, yeah, sure… But does he have AIDS???
[via The High Definite]
Weren't you the one who said that I would be nothing?
Well, I'm about to prove you wrong
I'm not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true
I'm not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I'll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody's around to see…
This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, limelight
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment…
(And if you need it, here's the video above but auto-tuned and with music. Of course you need it.)
Gary, a construction worker on the 2nd avenue subway in New York, sings Sinatra during his lunch break.
So much more effective at getting ladies than the old whistling technique.