karaoke

I guess I still find him hot, 'cause sweat's dripping down my neck.

Oh shit nevermind- my ears are bleeding.

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Alright, yeah, sure… But does he have AIDS???

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Weren't you the one who said that I would be nothing?
Well, I'm about to prove you wrong
I'm not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true

I'm not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I'll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody's around to see…

This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, limelight
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment…

(And if you need it, here's the video above but auto-tuned and with music.  Of course you need it.)

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Gary, a construction worker on the 2nd avenue subway in New York, sings Sinatra during his lunch break.

So much more effective at getting ladies than the old whistling technique.

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You know why he's in a shower cap and bathrobe?

Because anything that feels this good has got to be dirty.

Go clean up, Asian Shower Dude.

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If you needed more proof that Chatroulette is populated by intoxicated Journey fans, then look no further.

You gotta give this guy credit for sticking through the entire song, despite the fact that throughout the whole ordeal he continues to insist he doesn't want to do it.

Does this guy realize that much like your average music player, Chatroulette has a "next" button that will allow you to skip to something new?

But this is how most people act with Journey.  People will listen to the band even though they like to talk about how Journey songs suck.

Except for "Any Way You Want It" that is, which was a tremendous standout from the Caddyshack soundtrack…  Though I guess anything sounds awesome when it's surrounded by Kenny Loggins' tunes.

But wait, did Tony Soprano die?  I don't get it.

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That's Cat Stevens? No wonder he sucked.

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The making of the next Lady GaGa record.

I was so excited when I heard there was a site that turned YouTube videos into karaoke magic.  KaraokeTube!  Imagine my weekend! I thought, dreaming of belting Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera jams out to my heart's content as a record exec walks by my apartment, decides he should sign me and I become a super star and travel the world, yada yada yada…

But my dreams were squashed immediately upon visiting the site. Enjuto Mojamuto 2×13 – "El Musical"? The Killers- "Somebody Told Me"? Els Pets – "Bon dia"? What kind of songs do they think I want to sing? This isn't karaoke, this is my weird roommate from college's "studying" playlist. No thanks. Plus, the database didn't have any Britney Spears or Lady Gaga songs in it.

But- but- but- what was I going to do now? I was so disappointed. Where would I find karaoke videos ever again on the web? How would I sing? How would I get famous and get one of those limos with a pool in the back of it!?!?!

Oh, yeah. I can get karaoke songs right on YouTube. Like, thousands of them. How did I forget that?
Phew. That was a close one.

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