Kate Middleton

Friday would have been Princess Diana's 50th birthday. In honor of the momentous day, Newsweek Photoshopped a magazine cover of an aged and wrinkly Di strolling the streets with her daughter-in-law Kate. Inside, was an article wondering what her life would be like if she were here now.

A lot of people are creeped out by this.

And that's understandable.

Why can't we all celebrate princess Diana's birthday the normal way? By releasing a bunch of "Over The Hill" balloons into the air while listening to Candle In The Wind.

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And this child was forced to be there.

Always a bridesmaid, never a princess. I feel your pain, sister.

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As The Royal Wedding approaches and the hoopla escalates, many Americans find themselves wondering, Why should I care?

Gossip sites and even the mainstream news media keep shoving it down our throats, but it just doesn't resonate with us red-blooded American citizens who have a long history of disdain for royalty.

Well, luckily, a new website has been created specifically to clarify this issue: WhyAmericansShouldCareAboutTheRoyalWedding.com.

The site does an amazing job of really summarizing why Americans should care.� Check it out.

A�plumber from England named Barmy Baz Franks spent six hours in a dentist?s chair getting Prince William and Kate Middleton?s faces tattooed on his teeth.

?I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day,? Franks said of his tats, which should last about three months.

The procedure cost Barmy��1,000 and (I'm guessing) all of his friends. To translate, that's $1,600 and his mom.

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I'm totally kidding. You better believe if I spend �500 on a fucking pizza I'm going to devour it. I am going to eat every last slice of Prince William's ham hair and I am going to love it.

Mmm… royal cheese boobs.

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In what can only be described as TMZ's finest reporting hour, they've brought news that Queen Elizabeth II's panties are up for sale.

Whadaya got for me?

Some weirdo has kept the Queen's underwear for 40 years and now they're being auctioned off.

Great. Get a pic. Lay them out on that crunchy paper they use at doctor's offices.

The estate is looking to get $9,000 for the royal skivvies. Oh, fame.

We commoners can only hope that one day we'll be important enough to sell our used underwear.

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