katy perry

Somewhere Chris Brown and Russell Brand are jerking each other off and crying.

[via Failblog]

Weren't you the one who said that I would be nothing?
Well, I'm about to prove you wrong
I'm not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true

I'm not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I'll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody's around to see…

This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, limelight
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment…

(And if you need it, here's the video above but auto-tuned and with music.  Of course you need it.)

[via Reddit]

And this is Russell Brand now:

There's still hope.

With time, luck, and enough cocaine, you too can turn your life around.

[via FilmDrunk]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Russell Brand tweeted this picture of wife Katy Perry with no makeup to his 1.7 million followers. He quickly took it down but the damage was done.

Now we all know that the real Katy Perry, voted # 1 on the Maxim Hot 100 list, looks like my friend Dorothea and your friend Ashley and a bunch of other dark-haired girls with pale, imperfect skin.

Oh, the horror!!

I hope you guys can still sleep tonight.

[via Gawker]

Ugh. Flight attendants. I HATE THEM.

They're always telling you they're out of cranberry juice and you can only have one pillow and to get your feet out of the aisle. And now they're dancing to Lady Gaga and Katy Perry during the important pre-flight safety demonstration? They are THE WORST.

I would be afraid to fly after that little number. You know, for Karma reasons. No one wants to be on a plane with people who deserve to die.

[via HuffPo]

Yesterday, soon-to-be-forgotten exploitation artist Katy Perry posted the above photo on her Twitpic account with the caption "I have no self control."

Yes, we know, Katy.  You have no self control over how shamelessly you will do anything to promote yourself.  Or maybe she meant, "I have no control over myself" as I'm sure a cadre of managers and publicists meticulously plotted over the exact framing and release details of this "impromptu" pic.

I haven't found it yet, but I'm pretty sure about 13 days ago Jill Sobule posted a similar pic of herself eating a pizza in a bathtub, but it was a different bathtub, with different water, and the pizza had totally different toppings and this new pizza was in no way inspired by the success of the other pizza shop.