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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

I'm In Need Of Some Boy Advice

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

carryyourself

Totally. Some bitches just throw themselves over their shoulder like a sac of potatoes and NO MAN WANTS THAT.

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Some Jokes Never Get Old

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

Although if it were Uranus, we'd still ask you to keep it clean.

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