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Someone created a Keyboard Cat toy!
Now if only he could create a time machine to go back 2 years to when people might actually have wanted one of these.
[via The Daily What]
Who doesn't love pressing BUTTONS!?!
Instants! Collection is a single serving site of buttons that make noise when pushed. There are over 50 buttons on the site with sound bites ranging from an evil laugh to the tune of a secret from Zelda.
You can overlap noises by pushing on multiple buttons at once. Like, I just added keyboard cat as background music to the phrase, "This is Sparta!" because it seemed like it needed to happen. And you can pretty much mix Trolololo guy with any other sound on the site for an instant Internet win.
Not safe for work if you plan on getting anything done in the next hour. Or if you click the "F*ck Off" button.
[via Reddit]
Good sweet lord do not try this at home. What's wrong with you people?
MULTIPLE people sent this to me today. MULTIPLE.
More people sent this to me, in fact, than Keyboard Cat. At least the Keyboard Cat has something to show us: his amazing keyboard talent. This is just poor taste! You all need to chill out and think about your lives. This is worse than all of the thousands of penises on that site. Not a fan.
Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat Fatso played music enjoyed by millions before passing away.
Everyone made a huge deal over Fatso. Fatso fans enjoyed her blog, wore t-shirts with her name on them, and made her Youtube videos some of the most popular of all time.
This is why Charlie Schmidt's new Keyboard Cat Bento kind of rubs me the wrong way. I want there to be just one keyboard-playing feline Internet phenomenon.
It's kind of like I how I only want there to be one Wilson brother. You know? The world needs just one semi-good looking, boyishly charming actor to come from that family.
And if Charlie Schmidt even tries to tell me there's a third Andrew Wilson-type secret brother cat who looks and sounds exactly like the other two, I will be very, very upset.
[via Urlesque]
The Internet, your favorite waste of time and the reason I have a job, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
According to Nobel's will, the Peace Prize should be awarded to the person who ?…shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses."
What Internet are you using that promotes fraternity and peace? Because I'm using the one that promotes keyboard-playing cats, Snooki memes, and endless photobombs. And I know I'm not the only one! The video above has been viewed 136,000,000 times. Who is abolishing standing armies? And why the hell aren't they watching Charlie bite his brother's finger instead?!?
Not for real things like government and law, but for important things like the best web meme of 2009!
It's the URLies, Urlesque's web awards that decide who the public's favorite web items are for the year. Is it Keyboard Cat or David After Dentist!? Who's it going to be!? The anticipation is killing me!
I haven't been this excited since I entered the 8th grade student council race as treasurer. Who needs actual politics? We all waste enough time online to admit to ourselves that we love all things internet, so let's be honest.
I'm pulling for Keyboard Cat. What about you!? Go vote!
If there's one group out there that needs your help, its animals abused for other people's entertainment online. Be the better person. Donate now.
[via UCB Comedy]
A man, from the South no less, was caught with over 1,000 images of child porn on his computer. He told the police that his cat did it. From the report:
He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer.
The headshot (right) looks like a man, not a cat, which indicates that his Keyboard Cat defense didn't work.
We're sick of Keyboard Cat. So, we had our own Keyboard Kato play him off…
…But that damn cat still wins again.
We've seen a few good Keyboard Kato mash-ups but still none worth of the Tosh.0 stamp of approval. Be sure to submit your videos!
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