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Keyboard Cat Is Back …in Toy Form!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 7, 2011 at 4:00PM

Someone created a Keyboard Cat toy!

Now if only he could create a time machine to go back 2 years to when people might actually have wanted one of these.

[via The Daily What]

Look At All These Buttons!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 19, 2010 at 1:00PM

Who doesn't love pressing BUTTONS!?!

Instants! Collection is a single serving site of buttons that make noise when pushed. There are over 50 buttons on the site with sound bites ranging from an evil laugh to the tune of a secret from Zelda.

You can overlap noises by pushing on multiple buttons at once. Like, I just added keyboard cat as background music to the phrase, "This is Sparta!" because it seemed like it needed to happen. And you can pretty much mix Trolololo guy with any other sound on the site for an instant Internet win.

Not safe for work if you plan on getting anything done in the next hour. Or if you click the "F*ck Off" button.

[via Reddit]

Just Don't

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | March 23, 2010 at 6:00PM

Good sweet lord do not try this at home. What's wrong with you people?
MULTIPLE people sent this to me today. MULTIPLE.

More people sent this to me, in fact, than Keyboard Cat. At least the Keyboard Cat has something to show us: his amazing keyboard talent. This is just poor taste! You all need to chill out and think about your lives. This is worse than all of the thousands of penises on that site. Not a fan.

Keyboard Cat Reincarnated, Sort Of

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 15, 2010 at 10:00AM

Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat Fatso played music enjoyed by millions before passing away.

Everyone made a huge deal over Fatso. Fatso fans enjoyed her blog, wore t-shirts with her name on them, and made her Youtube videos some of the most popular of all time.

This is why Charlie Schmidt's new Keyboard Cat Bento kind of rubs me the wrong way. I want there to be just one keyboard-playing feline Internet phenomenon.

It's kind of like I how I only want there to be one Wilson brother. You know? The world needs just one semi-good looking, boyishly charming actor to come from that family.

And if Charlie Schmidt even tries to tell me there's a third Andrew Wilson-type secret brother cat who looks and sounds exactly like the other two, I will be very, very upset.

[via Urlesque]

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Internet Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 8, 2010 at 3:00PM

The Internet, your favorite waste of time and the reason I have a job, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

According to Nobel's will, the Peace Prize should be awarded to the person who “…shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses."

What Internet are you using that promotes fraternity and peace? Because I'm using the one that promotes keyboard-playing cats, Snooki memes, and endless photobombs. And I know I'm not the only one! The video above has been viewed 136,000,000 times. Who is abolishing standing armies? And why the hell aren't they watching Charlie bite his brother's finger instead?!?