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I watch nothing but porn, and this is still by far the most humiliating thing I've ever seen.

[via rrapacon]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Virgin Trampoline Jumper (above)
• A guy shot himself in the balls
• Someone's nasal pores exploded
• We watched a black kick fight in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel showed us some highlights from a redneck rant
• And Daniel got the Bad Lip Reading treatment.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Skateboard Poop (above)
• Punch Punch Kick
• Dead Fish in Leg
• Towel Bat Fail
• Foreign Water Skiing
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Goose Attacks Man
• Hockey Coach Trips Kid
• Web Redemption raw clip: Juggalo Rapper Kid
• It Hurts!
• I'm a Ghost (open house)

Definitely just worth the two words then.

[Context via IMNS]

The hare wasn't going to lose this time.  He ordered a hit to have the tortoise taken out Nancy Kerrigan-style.

So, yes, this 18-month-old kid appears to have some talent for soccer.

But he's European.  Isn't he supposed to be good at soccer?

Frankly, I'd me more impressed with an 18-year-old European kid who could hit a curveball.

[via Blame It on the Voices]

That was for all my kicked-down brothers.

[via TBT]

Last Friday, we showed you "Ladybug Plays with Sprinkles" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Ladybug Plays with Sprinkles."  Ladybugs have been asking for it for a looong time with their fancy dotted wings.  Let's give those jerks their comeuppance.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was jbryan138 with his title, "That's the closest those band kids will ever get to scoring."  I think we all can agree the best zingers always revolve around attacking someone's virginity.  So congratulations, jbryan138!  May your victory cause you to score repeatedly!

Finally, noticeably absent this past week was an entrance from scortster2001 — Rename This Video's first ever three time champion — who stirred up some controversy with a somewhat suspicious third victory.  Well, I have spoken to scortster2001 (Dreams do come true!) and determined that his path to victory was in no way unethical.  However, whether he will be able to pick up the pieces after this accusation (by me) and rack up an unprecedented fourth victory is yet to be seen.

Most people believe this humorous campaign ad is supposed to be a joke, poking fun at a real life incident where Winnipeg mayor Sam Katz accidentally kicked a kid in the face during a charity soccer event.

However, joke or not, I think it could have a real effect on the next election.  I mean, who wouldn't vote for a mayor that kicks kids in the face?  If it were legal, I'd kick kids in the face all the time.

Loitering in the mall?  Kick in the face.
Underage drinking?  Kick in the face.
Kick another kid in the face?  Kick in the face.

Sam Katz will clean up Winnipeg from all the damn punks one face kick at a time!  Here, here.

Get off my lawn, you damn kids, or I will kick all of you in the face… legally… thanks to Sam Katz!