kicked out

Whoa.  You were "horrified"?

Maybe you should spend less time thinking about yourself and more time thinking about showing courtesy to others.  Or maybe you should spend a lot more time thinking about yourself and realize you look ridiculous walking around like that in public.  The differences between self-confidence and dignity can be subtle, but they exist.

However the story ends on a happy note: She says she'll "never shop at Walmart again."  That's one terrible Walmart customer down, millions to go.

By the way, Molly Blancett, you can wear that black bikini top in my Walmart any day.  Rawr.

[via Dlisted]

USA Today reports that a couple in England "were kicked out of their hotel after the hotel manager accused them of writing a negative review on TripAdvisor and called the police."

This is why sometimes you don't want to get the Internet involved.  If you are going to bad mouth a hotel, bad mouth them to their face.  That way, when the manager goes to kick you out, you'll be prepared for the altercation and can start throwing punches.

The best way to compliment a civil trial to try to get your money back from a hotel is with a criminal trial for assaulting a worker in the very same hotel.  That's not part of the definition of irony, but it should be.

[via Reddit]