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He's had the soul patch since he was 9.

[via Izismile]

Short sleeves over long sleeves, and his moves STILL can't be contained!

[via YouTube and YouTube again - thanks Garrett!]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's 30 for 30.0 was Nerf Hoops (above)
• A man baby woke up
• A kid loved baby oil
• A crack ninja put up a fight in this week's Video Breakdown
• We had more Porch Time With Mema: Favorite TV Shows
• Daniel started his African Tosh.0 spinoff
• And Daniel put his life in your hands.

I have to say, this baby really ties the room together.

[via My Confined Space]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Mama June got married in a camo dress. Ironically, I wish I hadn't seen her in it. 
• A very vulgar kid, who I can only assume is Mike The Miz twenty years ago.
• Baby eyebrows are all kinds of scary.
• Jose Canseco is great at Twitter. But Shaq's better.
• Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? My diet starts Monday. Ah fuck it IS Monday.
• This chick took a calculator to prom. I wonder if it took her V-card (Volume card).
• Here's a baby water-skiing in gross water. Parenting, amiright?
• Mother's Day gift guide! Which is 85% kitchen-related.
• Old lady twins who always dress the same? They've spent their entire husbandless lives arguing about which necklace they're going to wear.
• And IRON MAN 3 FULL MOVIE STREAMING ONLINE FOR FREE!! You're welcome.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Pantsless baby at the top of the key. Back to you, Mike.

[via Deadspin]

His sperm count may be low but his energy is THROUGH THE ROOF.

[via Poorly Dressed]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's CeWEBrity Profile was Pussy Power (above)
• A kid did a handrail
• We watched a seal spin
• Two teens played the pass out game in this week's Video Breakdown
• We showcased a kid with a talent
• Daniel web chatted with the hickey kid
• And Daniel had someone send him… something.
  

"And that one's for ruining your mother's figure."

[via College Humor]

Same thing happened to me last time I flew first class. I'd downed like six Jack and Cokes, but still.

[via Tastefully Offensive]