Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Best news bloopers of January. We're gonna fuck shit up.
- If your hookup texted like your mom. And left voicemails.
- Buy the raptor cage from Jurassic Park. So many uses for it!
- Robots can live stream your wedding, if you're into that kind of thing.
- 48 epic Super Bowl food displays. Now you're speaking my language.
- The most intense male cheerleader. Who's winning the match, Pop?
- Beer delivered by drones? I support this cause.
- It's hump day! You know what that means, fellas.
- Mom gets surprised with Super Bowl tickets. It's a little dusty over here.
- And a Kid Rock lip-sync is a great blast from the past.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]