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Terrible Mom Gives Us Great Internet Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 24, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Why are you laughing?"

"Because I'm the devil."

[via Videogum]

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cute

funny

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parenting

First Time Driver

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 23, 2012 at 11:00AM

Last time driver.

[via i-a-b]

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16

car

crash

driver's license

driving

kid

parents

Nothing Tastes As Good As Corn Feels

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 22, 2012 at 5:00PM

"We wish she was more like normal kids and she hated vegetables." -This girl's mom

[via reddit]

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child

corn

kid

photobomb

pose

weird

wtf

You Just Can't Be A Second Grader In Black Face Anymore

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 21, 2012 at 10:00AM

I have a dream, and in it a bunch of redneck kids try to dress up like Martin Luther King, Jr. It's a really funny dream.

[via The HD]

The Artist Formerly Known As Fetus

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 16, 2012 at 11:00AM

This is what it sounds like when doves chwi.

[via Rats Off]

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child

garage

kid

moped

prince

toddler

Nirvana Makes for a Good Wake-Up Call

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Now all they need is a kid who can play air bass and a kid who can shoot air heroin and they can start a Nirvana air tribute band.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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breed

car

drumming

drums

kid

music

nirvana

sleep

sleeping

wake

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Just Because You Can Have Children Doesn't Mean You Should

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

"You're the ones who put me to bed, assholes!" -This baby

[via reddit]

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baby

dick

draw

face

kid

marker

parenting

sleep

These Aren't My Shoes

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 9, 2012 at 5:00PM

If you've ever tried to clean up at the end of a party, just know that this is what you looked like.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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cute

drunk

feet

gloves

kid

shoes

Zack Vs. Dinosaur

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 12:00PM

Thanks to Youtube, future generations will be able to pinpoint the exact day they started to hate their parents.

[via Tastefully O]

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child

cute

dinosaur

kid

run

t-rex

It's Monday

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

Keep your head low and hope no one notices you.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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kid

shame

shopping

shopping cart

walmart

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