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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Good Hustle

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

Unsuccessful block, but VERY successful One-Man Wave.

[via The Chive]

Weatherman, You're About To Be Completely Upstaged

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2013 at 12:00PM

He even looks better in a suit.

[via Barstool]

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'We Had Obedience School This Weekend'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

The dogs get steak, because they haven't ruined my sex life.

[via Daily Dawdle]

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I Think We've Found The Next Chuck Norris

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 2:00PM

He doesn't doodle with crayons. He makes frescos with 10th grader's blood.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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Look When You're Talented, You're Talented

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

The only way I'm buying a ticket to Coachella is if this guy shows up instead of Skrillex.

[via Videogum]

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amazing

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Now You're Busted On TV AND The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 31, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Pretty sure this is how I picked it the last time we won the championship, so… Wait was it the right hand? No, no. It was the left."

[via FailNation]

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It's Warm And Everything

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

I know what you're thinking: How could a father do that? Relax, he's a stranger.

[via Izismile]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 24, 2013 at 6:00PM

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Fun fact: this video looks the same upside down.

[via Ebaumsworld]

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This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Now that this kid is 14, I'm hoping he puts out "How To Touch A Boob Over A Bra."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

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Tell Me Where This Kid Lives, I Want Him Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

Get yours today!

…The shirt, not the child. You people are animals.

[via Izismile]

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