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Tyke Tyson

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

As soon as daddy finished painting this on her face she immediately threatened to eat Lennox Lewis' children.

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This Is Why I Want A Kid

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

If that was in America they'd give him a Ritalin prescription and send him on his way.

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This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Somebody get this kid a peanut butter and banana sandwich, stat!

And don't forget to check out the otherĀ people who deserve fame!

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: A Creepy View

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

A Creepy View

"Never pose with someone else's child in a robe" is good advice for all men, including snowmen.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Stuart C. Wilson/Stringer/Getty Images]

Hope He Doesn't Have A Peanut Allergy

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 1:00PM

Relax, kid. Try having your fiance walk in on you doing this when you're 29, then we'll talk about being upset.

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So Nurturing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

It's really hard to be a single parent HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN.

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