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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Now that this kid is 14, I'm hoping he puts out "How To Touch A Boob Over A Bra."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

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Tell Me Where This Kid Lives, I Want Him Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

Get yours today!

…The shirt, not the child. You people are animals.

[via Izismile]

Expect More, Pay Less, Get Dragged Around By Grandma

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

"Yo Gram, can you go past Toys & Games on your way to Giant Underpants?"

[via LiveLeak]

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A Touch Screen That's Gonna Get Pretty Dirty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

Dylan can't shit unless he's looking through mommy's Instagram.

Yes, this is real. (Real crazy.)

[via Kuvaton]

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He Can't Spell But Dammit He's Smart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 4:00PM

I'd be spending my gold coins on cheesy gordito crunches, anyway.

[via Ratsoff]

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How Do You Know If You're A Bad Parent?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 11:00AM

Crushing your kid in a shopping cart is one thing, but buying Shasta cola?? You're a monster.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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The Year's Most Popular Video

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 10:00AM

Well there's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is, the actual winner of the year's most popular video, I Feel Dizzy, can no longer be embedded into blog posts. Boo!

The good news? The second place winner, The Meaning Of Miles Per Hour, was SO loved by all of you that we brought them on the show this year. Which means you can also watch the MPH Couple's Web Chat with Daniel!

Party time. Excellent.

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Ready For The Apocalypse, Johnny?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

He must be excited. He doesn't usually wear veal.

[via Izismile]

'It's Gonna Be So Much Fun! I Promise!'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 13, 2012 at 10:00AM

There's gotta be a better way to give your kid Pauly D hair.

[via I Heart Chaos]

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Fan Favorites: Black Kid At A Rave

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2012 at 6:00PM

Anything for my studly coworker. You're the best, Matt!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Or else I'll have to make the other blogger suggest one.

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